With December approaching I began my countdown roughly 71 hours ago at the mark of 87 days..
The Olympics are coming.
Yes! One of the most exciting events in hockey is just a few short months away. The greatest athletes worldwide gathering together for the common goal and dream of bringing home the gold in the name of their country.. Among them, some of our very own Pittsburgh Penguins..
So you love the Penguins? I do, and not just Pittsburgh Penguins, but cute little fellas you see in your local zoos and aquariums. My favorite type of penguin is the Emperor Penguin. If you haven’t seen The March Of The Penguins movie then your life is incomplete. If you have seen it then you might remember that Emperor Penguins are monogamous. Precisely for that reason they are my favorite. Emperor Penguins are monogamous, though not in the way that humans consider monogamy. They have only one mate each year, and keep faithfully to that one other penguin, but each year, they choose different mates. What?! Thats good enough for Animal Kingdom! Anyway, go see the movie if you haven’t and if you have go see it again.
If you don’t know this famous Russian painting then you are missing out. It depicts Three Great Russian Warriors, Evgeni Malkin, Sergeni Gonchar, and Ruslan Fedotenko. These Warriors guard Russia day and night, shield it from all dangers, and kill it’s enemies.
check out how intense Gonchars playoff beard is
Although two of the Great Warriors have been wounded in the heat of the battle, one of them has finally recovered and ready to rejoin his ranks in the quest that yields death and destructions. Without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, penguins and penguinettes please welcome back THE GREAT EVGENI MALKIN!!! (more…)
Apparently, Ben Lovejoy has been sent back to Junior Pens after scoring his first NHL goal. A lesson to be learned kids … be careful what you wish for because you just might get it.
Sidney Crosby was traded to Washington Capitals.
Evgeni Malkin and Sergei Gonchar were sent back to Russia to play for Metallurg Magnitogork.
Marc Andre Fleury retired and opened his own restaurant at undisclosed location somewhere in Canada.
Console Energy Center will be a new home for Phoenix Coyotes and Chris Chelios.
On a more serious note everyone needs to quit crying, relax, and support their team. If you are going to talk smack about Pens i have been authorized to give out Maxime Talbot’s Shhhhhhhh Treatment and put a sweet daddy smack on yo face! LETS GO PENS!
In case you didn’t know i am a big promoter of randomly requesting Penguins fans on Facebook. Its all good because its done under my slogan of “Penguins Fans Unite!” Every so often i come across some amazing fans out there. I am always pleasantly surprised by amount of talent, dedication, and passion fans out there have for their team. One of these fans that i randomly met online is beautiful and talented Sara Elizabeth. Her pictures really made me smile and with her permission i would like to share some of these pictures with you. Hope you smile as well because its all free! Here is the Penguins season so far in pictures thorough eyes of Sara:
Hello kids, i am back from Toronto, the city that hasn’t gotten laid with Lord Stanley since ’67. Sad people there are even willing to cheer on the Islanders! I was flying home through Philly had a 1 hour layover and was able to catch Pens in the shootout. Some Flyer fan tried to talk to me when he saw my Pens cap but i gave him the Maxime Talbot silent treatment as in “SHUT THE HELL UP! Trying to watch Pens dominate the National Hockey League on this ghetto laptop.” He seemed to recognize the magic jest and decided to promptly fuck off to go get a haircut. FAIL.
Privet! I’m MouthFullOfTang. This is a perfect night for me to make my introduction to the blog, since my husband had his first two point game of the season. USBZOSO can’t be with you tonight because he is at an undisclosed location with a mouth full of Geno. After Geno’s monsterous performance tonight, no one can dispute he certainly deserves the blowjob.
Anyway, look what we have here :
Sitting pretty at the top.
The secret about Alex Goligoski’s mustache is out. Apparently he lost a bet and now has to wear it for 15 days. What a silly goose!
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Despite what MouthFullOfTang might think its a goat and those are ESTRADA sunglasses! 
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