The day of reckoning is upon us. The judgement day is at hand. So put down pictures of Lord Stanley from last year and and let us join together in prayer. The following were taken from letsgopens.com forums …
Author: Pens4Life87
Our Owner who’s name is Mario
Stanley cup be thy claim
When the playoffs come
It shall be done
this year as it was done last
Forgive us for losing to the devils
As we forgive Stamkos for tying Crosby
Deliver us from early elimination
and let us hoist the cup again
for ever and ever
AMEN
Author: PensFanInDC
And winners we shall be
Of thee, my Lord Stanley, of thee.
Pucks hath entered forth into MAFs glove hand
Our skates may swiftly carry out HCDB’s command
So Sid shall score a hat trick forth to Thee
And teeming with head wear the ice shall be.
In Nomeni Mario, Et Sidney, Spiritus Evgeni.”
I thoroughly enjoyed those.
Some news before puck drops tonight.
Kunitz is out for game 1.
Penguins Beard-A-Thon has already raised over $10,000 for the Mario Lemieux Foundation. Amazing amount of support from fans around the globe.
Max Talbot blog … confirms that Marc-Andre Fleury as well as the rest of the team is ready for the playoffs and eager to take on the Sens.
Pens practice twitpic …
Chuck is first fan today at Trib Tron. Might be biggest Pens fan ever or just have no life.
During the game Steiger said Pens have had difficulty getting the first goal in hockey games lately. In fact up util last night they they have only scored the first goal on two of their nine home games. That could have been a problem again if it wasn’t for Sir Massive Johnson who really weathered the storm in the first period. Johnson with 31 saves and a massive assist on Gronk’s second goal.
M-M-M-MASSIVE JOHNSON!!!
FSN flashes some names of the players and number of games without a goal. Brook Orpik leading the list with something like 90+ games. Second on the list is Kris Letang, 20 games without a goal. 39 seconds into second period Tanger got that warm feeling he hasn’t expericed since November 28th, 2009. I guess Tanger really doesn’t want to get traded to Nashville Predators, Dallas Stars, St. Louis Blues or Edmonton Oilers who are among 4-5 teams to have their eye on Letang. Some league speculation rampant that the Pens would move Letang for the right offer to enhance their chances of signing Sergei Gonchar. Team sources say Pittsburgh’s asking price is higher than the “Ryan Whitney” asking price from last year. For Pittsburgh to even consider moving Letang it’s going to take a young-to-mid 20’s impact winger and a top prospect. [insidepittsburghsports.com] I am going to keep out of trouble today and not comment of Tanger recent performance and what i really think Pens should do with him … because some puck bunnies might come after me with scissors.
Moving on … team Canada was upset twice last night … once when USA got the gold and second time when they saw Staal’s performance. What were they thinking?! Jordan Staal not on team Canada in Vancouver = no gold! Sorry Jordan is just a beast with 3 points last night, 2 goals and 1 assist, and his nose almost looks brand new. A little swelling still makes him look like a Jew!
Fedexpress ended Pittsburgh’s power-play slump. Tenk said … somebody had to do it!
Now to the juicy part of the game … Evgeni Malkin with an ASSIST of the season. I gotta do this right … the next segment of the post is called “How Geno single handedly disarms the whole Atlanta Thrashers team.”
Lets see there are 5 Atlanta Thrashers players on the ice plus a goalie. Lets count together …
1st thrasher… Geno schools him with a poke steal that was directed towards Ruslan and immediately spreads his wings and flies down the ice towards offensive zone.
2nd thrasher … Ruslan reads Geno’s memo and passes puck right back at him. Geno gets a hold of the puck and confronted by Kubina who ends up making snow angels on the ice. Geno in the fast lane.
3rd 4th and 5th thrasher … and Geno enters offensive zone and Pavelec knows he is up to something no good. Enstrom tries to believe in himself but rudely interrupted by Geno who steers the puck between Enstrom’s legs. 2 more thrashers come to Enstorm’s aid thinking they can bully Geno around. Wrong! Geno ties all 3 thrashes as they are all focused on him.
6th … thrasher goalie Pavelec … Geno falling down in front of the net with 3 thrashers on him finds the puck on his backhand. He shoots … Pavelec gives up a sweet rebound and gives up his position … Geno down on the ice still manages to make a quick puck poke to Tenk. Tenk is speechless he hasn’t seen anything like that in a while so he can’t figure out what to do fast enough. Lucky Luca Caputi is right behind him sees a wide open net like a Catholic School Girl … i mean Catholic Church Door spread open on Sunday morning and puts one away. Geno > Whole Thrashers Team. Shades of Mario!
Thanks to GhostWalker40 you can enjoy this over and over and over again.
Huge win for the Pens as they face Flyers on Thursday!
Does Geno have a dog?! I tried to find any information i could on this topic by goggling a few weeks back however i couldn’t find anything except for this following shirt …
In case you didn’t know i am a big promoter of randomly requesting Penguins fans on Facebook. Its all good because its done under my slogan of “Penguins Fans Unite!” Every so often i come across some amazing fans out there. I am always pleasantly surprised by amount of talent, dedication, and passion fans out there have for their team. One of these fans that i randomly met online is beautiful and talented Sara Elizabeth. Her pictures really made me smile and with her permission i would like to share some of these pictures with you. Hope you smile as well because its all free! Here is the Penguins season so far in pictures thorough eyes of Sara:
Hello kids, i am back from Toronto, the city that hasn’t gotten laid with Lord Stanley since ‘67. Sad people there are even willing to cheer on the Islanders! I was flying home through Philly had a 1 hour layover and was able to catch Pens in the shootout. Some Flyer fan tried to talk to me when he saw my Pens cap but i gave him the Maxime Talbot silent treatment as in “SHUT THE HELL UP! Trying to watch Pens dominate the National Hockey League on this ghetto laptop.” He seemed to recognize the magic jest and decided to promptly fuck off to go get a haircut. FAIL.