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It took me more than a day to sober up and clear the haze in my mind to realize what happened. There will be no more Penguins hockey this season. That is a sad news for all Pens heads out there. I don’t like to dwell on the negative details and like to focus on positives. The positive side of things is that our schedule should clear up significantly which should allow for activities that are not limited to jumping off Brooklyn bridge, eating a whole bottle of your grandma’s sleeping pills, slitting your wrists in the hot tub and other things of that nature.

In all seriousness I’d like to thank the Pens for the wonderful year of hockey that extended into post season. Special thanks going out to:

Evgeni Malkin who kept my boner up throughout the year. Thanks for multiple occasions of galloping through the neutral zone and making mind bending passes and making goalies cry on power plays.

Sidney Crosby for coming out with the delicious cereal this year which gives kids everywhere a chance for a nutritious champion filled breakfasts. Thanks for the never ending Crosby sucks chants and hitting the big five-O+1.

Thanks to Marc-Andre Fleury for all the wonderful saves he made and his ongoing commitment to perfect himself between the pipes. Its not a accident that 71 + 29 make a perfect 100.

Thanks to Alexei Ponikarovsky for joining our team and being Ruslan Fedotenko number 2.

Thanks to Mike Rupp who seemed to have been on extra dose of steroids these playoffs.

Thanks to Matt Cooke for his mind blowing hits and amazing goals this post season. Sometimes being in the right spot at the right time makes all the difference in the world. Resign him so i can get his jersey.

Thanks to Dan Bylsma for staying cool behind the bench and making all the right calls throughout the year.

Thanks to Kris Letang for stepping up big time and taking over some of Gonchar’s responsibilities. 4 more years of this delight.

Thanks to Craig Adams and his backhand. Thanks for being the hardest working guy on the ice.

Thanks to Max Talbot for coming back strong in the post season and just being amazing superstar.

Thanks to Pascal Dupuis for his amazing season and occasionally traveling at speeds of light on ice. We wouldn’t have gotten this far without you.

Thanks to Bill Guerin for filling up Dad’s shoes and being a great sport about everything.

Thanks to TK and Kunitz you guys have been awesome and pleasure to watch.

Thanks to Jordan Staal for possessing super human like powers. You are the reason i am probably still sane.

Thanks to Brooks Orpik for being a leader off and on the ice.

Thanks to Goligoski and Eaton for always trying to improve his game. Stay positive.

Thanks to Leopold who became family even if its for short period of time.

Thanks to Jay McKee wish i would have seen more of you … you are a beast.

Thanks to Brent Johnson for being MASSIVE and those amazing Led Zeppelin masks.

Thanks to Mario Lemieux for making all this possible. You are forever in our hearts.

Thanks to NYC Pittsburgh Penguins Meetup group, Shaun, Foleys Pub, and the supporting staff!

And finally …

Head up everyone and stop looking so sad that makes me want to shed a tear …

Here is the last episode of Yinz Luv Da Guins of the season. Thanks Jim.

LETS GO PENS!!!