Now, i don’t watch TV since i am fed up with all the stupid commercials trying to make you think you need to buy their stuff because it will improve your quality of life. Let me be the first one to tell you, it won’t! Now just because i don’t watch TV don’t assume i don’t like any form of entertainment. I love movies. Who doesn’t? I love them so much that i download them on constant basis and watch them for free. Don’t blame me you’d do it as well if you knew how. Anyhow, recently i came across a few hockey movies and i thought i’d share some of my favorites with you, the reader.
First place takes the movie called The Rocket about French Canadian player Maurice Richard who played for Montreal Canadiens. Now this movie was kind of an oxymoron for me. I watched the version which had both French and English languages mixed up into it. Since the movie is about struggles of discrimination that French Canadian players faced in NHL, having to read subtitles for the French parts of the movie just made me hate them that much more. However, the movie makes up for this during scenes where Sean Avery gets punched in the face repeatedly, thats more than once. If there is one hockey movie worth paying for this would be it.
Second place goes to Youngblood. I like this movie for the simple fact that it promotes the idea that hockey players get laid a lot. I mean look at Crosberry, that guy crushes mad pussy all the time. This movie gets thumbs down for showing Rob Lowe parading around in nothing but his jockstrap. However, it does make up for it with the scenes when Youngblood porks Mrs. Robinson, who was still a little engine that could, and then skillfully switches his game over to the coaches daughter. Do yourself a favor and do not look up recent pictures of Miss McGill who was played by Fionnula Flanagan … you will be deeply disappointed and your boner is going to hate you. I wouldn’t recommend spending money on this movie but worth the few clicks to download and check out Patrick Swayze get flattened on the ice. On top of that Keanu Reeves is in this movie with like 1 line. Amazing!
All time favorite is the Slap Shot takes the third place. This movie is filled with hard hits, bench clearing and all time classic wisdom of life. Best part of the movie is by far the Hanson Brothers. There are also part with a pair of perky nipples. Its a win/win situation to watch this classic movie. Go download it right now and stop slacking.
If you have favorite hockey movies post them in the comments. Do not say Tooth Fairy or Mighty Ducks I, II, or III because i am going to hurt you physically.
Pens vs Caps tonight! Amma be at Foley’s tonight … come say hello!
LETS GO PENS!!
The rocket & youngblood are deffinatly on my list.
I havnt really seen all of slapshot.
I also like mystery Alaska, & waking up Wally is a good one too!
There are alot of good documentar’s too. I guess I won’t get into those
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slapshot 2. bon cop bad cop.