Pens And Dads Head To NYC – Penguin Power Play Drinking Game


January 25th, 2010 by usbzoso

Sid vs Max vs Dryer … Part II

Head coach Dan Bylsma recorded his 50th career coaching win yesterday against the Philadelphia Flyers as the two teams battled at the Wachovia Center. Pens players dads watched as this physical game unfolded. Bodies flying everywhere … line brawl … Letang Sex Hair fight … frustraded Geno … obnoxious Carcillo and Hartnell … in other words a typical Pens vs Flyers game. To a big disappointment of some Pens Fans that were playing the new “Penguin Power Play Drinking Game” pens were able to score 2 power play goals, Gonchar (8) and Cooke (11) which was enough to win 2-1 thanks to our amazing penalty kill unit giving Flyers only 1-for-9 on PP. Thanks Tony Granato and Mike Yeo!

If you haven’t heard of the new “Penguin Power Play Drinking Game” well then here are the rules … and i have to remind you … please drink responsibly!

  1. For every failed, forced back door pass to Alex Goligoski from Crosby or Malkin, take a drink!
  2. For every fanned shot in front of the net by Bill Guerin, take a drink!
  3. For every failed entry into the other team’s zone, take a drink!
  4. For every 30 second span of time without a shot attempt… finish your beer!

Pascal Dupuis was back after missing game against Washington Capitals and had 37 stitches above his right eye.

Line brawl anyone?

Speaking of brawls you might remember the KHL bench clearing brawl in which Jaromir Jagr was involved between two Russian teams Vityaz Chekhov and Avangard Omsk. Well some more exciting news coming from Russia … apparently all the Russian 9-year-olds are Goons! Here is a video …

Funny stuff. While we are on the theme of fighting … Letang Sex Hair Fight anyone!? Who knew Tanger could wrestle?! Poor Darroll Powe!

Later on that game Darroll Powe almost got a Russian taste of Geno who had 1 assist this game! Trust me Powe you don’t want to try any.

Speaking of fighters … did anyone see Eric Godard on ice?! He was pretty invisible for me. His TOI was 2:44 and no fights! Some speculations are going around that he might be playing his last games as a Penguin in the coming weeks. Main reason? Teams like Devils proving their success in the league without enforcer. Washington let go Brashear and are sitting on the top of the East. There are talks of adding another winger (Ray Whitney) before the trade deadline but no space on the roster.

Speaking of trade deadlines … Pens have had talks with Carolina regarding defenseman Andrew Alberts. He is 28, 6-4, 220lbs, has 6 points on the season and is an impressive minus-1 on a Hurricanes team that has given up 167 goals. Alberts would definitively add to some needed toughness on ice for Pens.

Doesn’t NHL shop disappoint you at times!? Where the hell is team Belarus gear?!? HELLO?!?! ANYBODY THERE?! http://shop.nhl.com/family/index.jsp?categoryId=3998724

Sick Penguins Tattoo anyone? This belongs to a Pens Warrior Jonathan W.

So Pens are headed to NYC to play Rangers and I am going to MSG with MouthFullOfTang to watch the game and hopefully meet some Pens dads. Rangers just got all beat up by Flyers. One fight worth mentioning … Carcillo vs Gaborik. Reaction of head coach of Rangers, John Tortorella, was … “There’s no honor in that.” Tortorella is pretty outspoken and was upset at Larry Brooks writer for New York Post who apparently made some sarcastic remarks in his article towards Wade Redden. Ready for funny video? You could fast forward to 2:07.

Brooks: Should one of your guys have taken a third man out?
Tortorella: I’m not going to answer any questions from you.
Brooks: You’re not?
Tortorella: No.
Brooks: Oh, good. I’ll speculate.
Tortorella: You’ll speculate? Be as sarcastic as you can be, as you usually are.
Brooks: I will, I will.
Tortorella: Go right ahead.
Brooks: So should one of your guys have taken a third man out?
Tortorella: I said I’m not answering any of your questions. Have you ever fought before?
Brooks: Yes. Why, are you challenging me now?
Tortorella: No, no, I’m not challenging you. You know, [Wade] Redden sticks up for his teammates the other night and you come out with some sarcastic article.
Brooks: It was funny.
Tortorella: It was funny? You were probably beat up on the bus stop most of the time.
Brooks: You’re a great representative of the city.
Tortorella: Just go stand somewhere else.

ROFL!!! LETS GO PENS!!!

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