Hey guys whhaaats happening? Mmm, yeahhh. I am gonna need to go ahead and do this right, cuz that would be just greeeeat! So i am pretty sure that i am onto something here greater than the theory of relatively which has revolutionized scientific progress. Evgeni Malkin hasn’t scored a goal since November 28th … in a little slump and no real reason to start panicking. Rather than starting dirty rumors to trade Malkin i just want to look at things that might potentially help Geno come out this slump and play like MVP that he is. While my memory is still fresh from the previous food related post i think i have hit bullseye here. While our memory is still fresh from playoffs what has helped Geno the most during playoffs? Answer is simple … mama’s home cooking. Here is what ESPN had to say about Malkin’s success during playoffs:
The secret to Evgeni Malkin’s success is out. Soup and beef.
“My parents are superstars now,” Malkin said after scoring the first playoff hat trick of his career in Pittsburgh’s 7-4 win over Carolina on Thursday night. “They’ve helped me in everything. My mom now before game is great cooker. I feel good now.
“I love Russian food, and my mom cooks Russian food. It’s helped me. My favorite food is beef, and before every game I have soup.”
Since Geno is no longer being fed by his mom what is he left with? Party girl Oksana Kondakova who probably couldn’t even boil an egg! Poor Geno! What can you do to help!? Make some great home cooking and send it to Geno’s house so he can score some mad goals!
On somewhat related news Pascal Dupuis is looking kind of chubby and apparently has been getting plenty of great food from his wife Carole-Lyne! I am not really surprised since he is a family man with two kids Maeva and Kody. Edit: 12-13-2009 According to Amy Van D. from facebook Dupuis actually has 3 kids which includes baby Zoe who was born last year. Thanks! Perhaps Carole-Lyne should share some of her magic cooking with Geno. Here is a picture of Pascal and his son.
Apparently Pascal is now tied in 3rd place for number of goals scored. However i can’t give full credit to his wife’s cooking alone for his recent success. I should get some credit as well for his recent success streak. Ever since my Pascal The Birth Canal post came out he has been doing amazing. Here is a little recap of what its all about:
“To my big surprise Pascal Dupuis had a huge game as well. After many hours of intense thinking and contemplating,weighting out all of my options i am left with no other option but to start my own Penguins cult. There have been so many games where i was verbally abusing Pascal in every imaginable way. And every game i did this he was able to come back and do something amazing after. I think i owe it to the Pittsburgh Penguins organization to start this cult called “Pascal The Birth Canal”. The whole cult consists of Pens fans verbally abusing Pascal Dupuis to cheer him on and keep him on his toes. We won’t let you forget how bad you suck Pascal so you always work harder! You are welcome. In all seriousness Pascal had amazing stretch of games and we have to give him some props. I think i told this to someone … if Dan Bylsma kept a star chart for all the players then Pascal Dupuis would definitely get a star last night for trying! 2 goals including OT game winning goal to mark occasion of his 100th career goal. Good job Pascal but don’t let this go to your head … you still suck and should be traded. We love you.”
Check out some of the recent posts on Penguins website: Dupuis Fills Many Roles and Dupuis Lifts Pens Over Boyhood Team. Of course sticking to the plan i have to say that Pascal you still suck and should be traded! LETS GO PENS!!!
There was a 50/50 chance of Pascal Dupius not having any eyebrows when he was two years old.
Would Pascal feel funny without his big eyebrows? Would Pascal wake up if someone rubbed his big eyebrows while he was sleeping? Would Pascal get poked in the eye if someone tried to rub his big eyebrows?
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Is Pascal Dupius’ eyebrows worth a lot of currency? Has Pascal been asked when he would have no eyebrows?