I love foooooood! Its great! Sometimes i like to shop for it, sometimes i like to get a take out, sometimes i like to order it, sometimes i like to cook it. However, i ALWAYS like to eat it! Thats like my favorite part of food! I like to chew it up and swallow it till it goes down into my tummy! Then i like to give my tummy a big congratulation rub on a mission well accomplished. Followed by an hour nappy time to ensure all them good nutrients get properly absorbed into my body. Yes food is great! If you don’t like to eat your delicious food give me a call and i’ll come help you out! Call me easpecially if you need help consuming that delicious cheesecake with potential cherries or strawberries on top or potato latkas with or without bacon bits and potential sour cream on the side. Damn i could just keep going on and on about food but i must stop and remind myself what i really am and i am really doing here! I am a whore! Thats right i am a whore and most likely so are you! Thats right you are a whore! A Penguins Whore that is! Otherwise why would i be sitting here and typing this shtupid shtuff and why the hell would you be sitting there and reading this shtupid shtuff. We are whores, we are proud of it, we are not going to change it, and we are going to take one for the team just like the guy on eBay did it!
Moving on to more delicious part of the post i also like to call the menu! So whats on the menu today!? Three of our beloved forwards with their thoughts on the world of delicious smells tastes and colors we call foods.
First on the menu or as i like to call him the appetizer Sidney Crosby with what seems to be a potential reason for ongoing or simply going groin problem he has been experiencing lately. Yes Sidney Crosby’s favorite food is Chinese Food! Who would have thought?!? I don’t blame him too much though because he is Canadian and as i learned from my first hand experience in Canada there are a lot of Chinese people! A lot of Chinese people that make delicious Chinese Food. Not sure if its the same in Pittsburgh which is probably why Sid likes to mix it up with Italian food. Once again not sure on how the Italian cuisine situation is in Pittsburgh but i would assume its probably better than Chinese cuisine situation. Sid likes to eat that delicious carbo-loaded spaghetti slash pasta before games. On occasions its also hard for him to resist that delicious protein-filled chicken. I would imagine Sid being a guy would go for the breasts. Yummy!
Moving on to people with bigger or simply big tastes, next on our menu or as i like to call him the main course Evgeni Malkin! Thats right that mama’s borscht eating commie that is nobody’s fool when it comes to eating right! Geno says “I feel OK, I cook!” Although it might be hard to believe that he can cook from seeing his “Cooking With Geno” Pens TV show episode where Geno had troubles breaking an egg. Then again he is a real man and real man stay away from the eggs and enjoy their time on the grill where he truly shines, besides the bedroom, i imagine, and well also the hockey rink. Geno loves to grill up steak and chicken! A true warrior! He also loves to make spaghetti and salad. Some kids might make fun of Geno’s sensitive side for shopping at the organic section at Whole Foods store, however i find that perfectly normal since Geno makes more money than you! In other words Geno is better than you and he knows it! Like a regular guy with big taste on home game days he prefers to eat a midday home-prepared steak and salad or soup and a quick snack at the rink. Apparently Geno is a jam fiend and loves to smother it all over his buttered toast! Yummy true Russian style! He loves his jam the same way he loves his ladies … sweet! “Strawberry, raspberry,” he said. “I like it. It’s sweet.” As a man of finer things in life Geno also enjoyed occasional raw fish Japanese people call sushi! Of course he love his mom and he loves Russian food she cooks for him. After all it was his Russian home cooked food that helped him get a taste of Lord Stanley earlier this year! Way to go Geno stay classy!
To wrap up this menu we will be having some take out or as i like to call him our delicious desert Jordal Staal. Thanks to Laynie T. and GhostWalker40 in preparing this delicious desert for you! Apparently Jordan Staal is a pierogie addict and has some awesome stalkers that help him fuel his addiction! So lets go out for our desert to a fine establishment they call YouTube:
Damn i am so hungry right now! Somebody come feed me! LETS GO PENS!!!
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crosby is definitely a thigh man.
Think Crosby takes dark over white meat?