If you haven’t heard of Malkin’s Militia … well then you are probably not a true penshead. We are real, we are alive, we are hardcore, we are here to represent Pittsburgh Penguins, we are here to make a statement in the world of NHL fanhood. If you think that having season tickets to any NHL team is as hardcore as it gets then think again. There is nothing more hardcore than always cheering for your favorite NHL team on a road. Especially if you are cheering for Pittsburgh Penguins in New York. Not just cheering but starting trends, bending and breaking rules, expanding on the definition of being a Penguins fan, pushing ones luck and not giving a fuck about consequences or repercussions. I try not to curse in my posts but tonight’s post calls for special occasion when a statement needs to be made. In other words i don’t give a fuck what you think of me or my blog because people need to know how epic New York Penguins fans are. If it wasn’t so i wouldn’t be here typing this shit out at 5am in the morning after i came back from the Penguins vs Rangers game that took place in NY at Madison Square Garden. This is by far the most epic and more hardcore post on this blog yet. We have tried to push our luck tonight and we have outdone ourselves. Without wasting more of your precious time let me get to the details. MALKIN’S MILITIA! Like i said if you haven’t heard of us its time you need to wake up and smell the salt. We are here, we are hardcore, and we mean business. Ain’t no one can match true fanhood unless you are part of the Penguins Malkin’s Militia. Being Russian i have the authority to make this bold statement and i have way more hardcore actions to prove it. Shutting down the Madison Square Garden’s fans in 3 different sections with my Penguins chants during tonight’s game is how Malkin’s Militia was born. It all started before the game at all the familiar and famous New York bar, Foleys! If you haven’t heard of Foleys you might as well stop reading right now and start cheering for Flyers. Foleys … few hours before the game … a legend was born! Malkin’s Militia!
Two block away from Madison Square Garden … home of NY Strangers, i know its hard to believe but its real!
First recruit of Malkin’s Militia … wearing authentic Russian Red Army hat.
Whoever this guy is, he clearly had the right idea of being the fist recruit of Malkin’s Militia. Apparently, even Starngers fans were speechless when they encountered Malkin’s Militia. Only thing they could say was, “Wow man nice hat!”. He said, “Whatever dudes, you got nothing on us…. LETS GO PENS!!!” Not just said but yelled out shaking the walls of Madison Square Garden with his chants and cheers. I was there … i heard him … and so did everyone else. There is no denying this is how the hardcore Malkin’s Militia was born! Apparently his chants were loud enough to quite down Rangers offence and defense and awaken the beast within Mike Rupp! Mike Rupp with his first career hat trick joined the ranks of Malkin’s Militia!
Even Mark Messier and his son approved of Mike Rupp and Malkin’s Militia!
Look at Mark’s son giving thumbs up to Malkin’s Militia! Even Geno himself gave Malkin’s Militia Open Mouth Of Approval!
Malkin’s Militia, despite being super angry, loud and obnoxious could not get any of the Rangers fans to drop gloves with any member of Malkin’s Militia. Believe us we tried hard but Ranger fans were just too scared and stunned to face the wrath of crazy Russians! I don’t blame them.
Malkin’s Milita had lots of recruits this night. They were promised a place on the Pensblog so i hope they make it there because this is real and this is hardcore, Penguins fans chanting “Lets Go Pens” off the top of their lungs at Madison Square Garden is just epic. Strangers fans = Stunned and Speechless!
However, the story doesn’t end here. After the game Malkin’s Militia decided to go back to Foley’s and bend the envelope even further! Before i get into details here are a few pics of the Malkin’s Militia recruits at Foleys.
Ohh Yeah We Had The Best Seats In The House! Gate 66, Section 87, We can’t Make this Shit Up!!!
That’s right bitches Rick Tocchet!
That’s right bitches Iron City!
Its clear and apparent the level of Fanhood Malkin Militia maintains! Its a fanhood like no other. What about Rangers fans? We put their name to a test! How hard is it to get a Ranger fan to give up their dignity and their fanhood?! Apparently very easy. This guy Drew … only took a shot of whiskey to trade his Rangers hat … when he was clearly told that this hat will be used as a toilet bowl for number 2! We can’t make this shit up. Here is Drew giving up his Rangers fanhood for a shot of whiskey … priceless.
Suck It Rangers!
How hard is it to recruit Rangers fan into Malkin’s Milita and trade away his jersey and fanhood? Apparently not very hard check this out … before …
After … that way way too easy … Avery fan converted to Malkin’s Militia!
Even some random ladies tried to get on the Malkin Militia action. Its a Malkin Militia Mania!
Just so you know Malkin Militia is hardcore and in your face … FUCK YOU BITCHES! LETS GO PENS!!!
Tags: Evgeni Malkin, Foley's
We hope to make the train ride up to Foley’s soon from South Jersey for some of that IRON. We love the pens and are stuck dead middle between the devils and flyers fans. It’s rough, but we make do the best we can. Great post!
LETS GO PENS!
Last night was great. Lets Go Pens.
Amazing night!! Had the best time ever! Cant wait for another meet up at foley’s sometime soon!!
LET’S GO PENS!!!
fuckin eh.
i could hear you guys from canada. no lie.
i thought i was imagining it when i could hear the screaming of “LETS GO PENGUINS” at the puck drop.
where do i sign up?.. you should honestly make up a pledge form and get people to take pictures of themselves being recruited. we’re waiting, worldwide.
awesome stuff
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