Archive for November, 2009

Pens vs Ducks Tonight. Guenin Takes Gogo’s Spot.

Monday, November 16th, 2009

It seems pretty ridiculous at this point that Penguins can’t go a single game without losing someone to an injury. Latest news, Alex Goligoski is out for 2 – 3 weeks with the notorious “lower-body” injury. Gogo has been Penguins top d-man this season with 6 goals and 8 assists. Losing him now will definitely have negative effect on the team. Get well soon Alex!

Alex Goligoski and Lord Stanley

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“Nobody fucks with the Jesus”

Sunday, November 15th, 2009

You said it man!

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Bill Guerin Is The Man! Pascal The Birth Canal!

Sunday, November 15th, 2009

Bill Guerin Is The Man

What a huge game for Penguins last night! Probably one of the most important and exciting games this season. Penguins were able to end their losing streak of 4 games and get back at Boston Bruins who shutout Penguins 3-0 just 4 days earlier. As expected the return of Evgeni Malkin once again reunited double headed monster as Geno joined Sid on the same line. Geno was able to record 3 assists. Sid was finally able to bury one with a sweet redirect from a Gogo’s cannon shot. If you want to know more about Gogo’s big guns check out his shot that broke the glass and sent  Tim Thomas to locker room for diaper change.

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Evgeni Malkin “Geno” Videos

Saturday, November 14th, 2009

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Three Warriors – “Tri Bogatyrya” – Welcome Back Geno!

Friday, November 13th, 2009

If you don’t know this famous Russian painting then you are missing out. It depicts Three Great Russian Warriors, Evgeni Malkin, Sergeni Gonchar, and Ruslan Fedotenko. These Warriors guard Russia day and night, shield it from all dangers, and kill it’s enemies.

TriBogatirya
check out how intense Gonchars playoff beard is

Although two of the Great Warriors have been wounded in the heat of the battle, one of them has finally recovered and ready to rejoin his ranks in the quest that yields death and destructions. Without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, penguins and penguinettes please welcome back THE GREAT EVGENI MALKIN!!! (more…)

Injuries Update and Penguins recall Ben Lovejoy back to Wilkes-Barre Scranton.

Friday, November 13th, 2009

Apparently, Ben Lovejoy has been sent back to Junior Pens after scoring his first NHL goal. A lesson to be learned kids … be careful what you wish for because you just might get it.

Sidney Crosby was traded to Washington Capitals.

Evgeni Malkin and Sergei Gonchar were sent back to Russia to play for Metallurg Magnitogork.

Marc Andre Fleury retired and opened his own restaurant at undisclosed location somewhere in Canada.

Console Energy Center will be a new home for Phoenix Coyotes and Chris Chelios.

On a more serious note everyone needs to quit crying, relax, and support their team. If you are going to talk smack about Pens i have been authorized to give out Maxime Talbot’s Shhhhhhhh Treatment and put a sweet daddy smack on yo face! LETS GO PENS!

Whatever It Takes We Walk Together

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Pens vs Devils tonight! Steve Mears vs Tom Grimm in the morning!

Thursday, November 12th, 2009

Ben Lovejoy was on the ice with Penguins for the morning practice skate. Glad to see he finally came to his senses and decided to join us. We expect great things from him, and this is his chance to finally show us what he has got.  In other words no pressure! Worst case scenario is you are going to get injured in your first NHL game. What are the chances of that happening?

Maybe you’ll get trapped in the  trapezoid behind the net and then get hit in the head. Yeah take that NHL! Keep your head up Ben and don’t suck.

Ben Lovejoy playing with Pittsburgh Penguins

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Conspiracy Theory and Ben Lovejoy … welcome to the NHL!!!

Wednesday, November 11th, 2009

So Brooks Orpik is out … who is a better man to take his place than Ben Lovejoy! I kind of hoped for this just didn’t know it was going to come at the cost of losing our sweet Candy Man. Sad but true story. Moving on … i am sprading rumors  that veteran to American Hockey League, Ben, is coming to join the Penguins 1337 ranks. Check out his numbers for last year, 7 goals – 24 assists:

Season Team GP G A PTS +/- PIM
2009-10 Regular Season Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins 7 2 1 3 2 6.00
2008-09 Regular Season Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins 76 7 24 31 42 84.00
2007-08 Regular Season Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins 72 2 18 20 16 63.00
2006-07 Regular Season Norfolk Admirals 5 0 0 0 0 6.00

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Look how happy Ben Lovejoy is!

Ben was kept out of Penguins roster due to his shoulder injury that occurred during an exhibition game against the Toronto Maple Leafs on Sept. 22, or was he? Anyway, lets welcome Ben to NHL! (more…)

Pens vs Bruins Tonight. Welcome to NHL Deryk Engelland!

Tuesday, November 10th, 2009

With quarter of roster out with injuries its not going to be easy night for Penguins tonight. Sid says he is up for the challenge and ready to roll. Dan Bylsma has a few tricks up his wizard sleeve as well. He is mixing up 1st and 2nd lines. Sidney Crosby will get a chance to play with Matt Cooke and Ruslan Fedotenko while Jordan Staal will enjoy company of Bill Guerin and Chris Kunitz. Canadian Deryk Engelland who was recalled from Wilkes-Barre/Scranton will be making his NHL debut tonight vs Boston Bruins.  Deryk will replace injured Kris Letang who is out for two weeks with shoulder contusion. I was hoping that Ben Lovejoy would take Letang’s place but i guess its not happening.

Deryk Engelland
Deryk Engelland

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Funny Pittsburgh Penguins Maxime Talbot Car Commercial Part III

Sunday, November 8th, 2009

Best part of the Penguins vs Sharks game!

Penguins Coming Home And I Am In Tears! Berry vs Errey!

Friday, November 6th, 2009

Some of you might remember my post about Sara E. a talanted girl i met on facebook. Well facebook strikes once again this time we are doing it video style. Ladies and gentelman please meet beautiful and talanted Lauren B. The first girl who made me shed a tear. I recall seeing her first version of this video and as you can see from my comments about two weeks ago i almost cried. Today she posted her second version of this video on my facebook wall. Of course seeing goon Godard playing with kids could make ones heart skip a beat. However, when i saw Mellon Arena and Marc-Andre Fleury giving out pizzas i thought well this will be the last year you will be coming to this home. My eyes felt wierd filling up with some unknown liquid substance, a feeling i have never felt before. It was wierd and all. Nevertheless i give this video sixty six thumbs up! Great job! If you don’t cry while watching this video you might as well have no heart and should head to Emerald City.

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Tanger’s first of the season, Sid in goal

Wednesday, November 4th, 2009

WOOOOO!

Letang finally got his first goal of the season last night against the Ducks.

This is a moment I have been waiting for since, well, opening night.  Opening night, at Nassau Coliseum with 120+ Penguins fans, I would have loved Letang to get his first of the year.  Last Saturday, I was in attendance at Nationwide Arena, and again would have loved to see Tanger’s first goal in person.  All I got that night was to see him fall down while trying to take a shot early in the first, miss two wide open nets in the final 30 seconds of overtime, and miss in a shootut.  But it’s ok, the Penguins still won, and I still knew his day would come. (more…)

Yinz Luv ‘Da Guins is baaaaaaaccckk!

Monday, November 2nd, 2009

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